(by lorena*arance)
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sin título by emilyharriet on Flickr.
(Source: ourwildways)
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
B: 3 biggest pet peeves? Tapping your fingers on a desk, getting drunk during class, talking about yourself literally 24/7
C: Celebrity crush? Chris Evans
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? The size if
E: Do you smoke? No muddafugga
F: Do you drink? No.
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be? A 5.
H: Longest relationship and with who? Ha. Single for life babe.
I: 5 turn ons. Sexy ass hair, kinda tall but not super tall, adorable smile, good taste in music, nice sense of clothing
J: 5 turn offs. Rude, angry, boring, not sexy, watches a lot of gay porn
K: What’s the biggest lie you have ever told? I DONT FUCKING KNOW
L: Would you ever date someone of another race? Uh. Hell yeah. I know some sexy other races
M: What is your sexual orientation? I like dick.
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with. I DONT KNOW
O: Who are you crushing on right now? HA. Quite a few souls.
P: Who is your bestfriend? Not Paige.
Q: Your guilty pleasure? Ice cream. I’m lactose.
R: Who was your first kiss? Havent had one.
S: Do looks matter to you? Sort of. I’m ugly as a motherfuck.
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing? Flowery ones you pervert
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs? C-36 motherfucker
V: How far have you gone? HA.
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair? I wear it up a good 90% of the time
X: Are you circumcised? Yep
Y: Do you name your private parts? No thats fuckig weird
Z: What are your three favorite blogs? Ass and titties
Anon what the hell are you talkin bout
1. Skipped class? No.
2. Done drugs. No.
3. Self harmed? Yes.
4. Drank? Yes. A little not a lot.
5. Shoplifted? No.
6. Gotten a tattoo? NO *cries*
7. Broken up with someone? No. HAHAHAHA
8. Show? Skins as of right now.
9. Movie? The Perks of Being a Wildflower.
10. Song? Lemme Smell Yo Dick
11. Tumblr? dont-be-that-person.tumblr.com
12. Singer/Band? 1975, Bastille, The XX, Marina, Lana, Paramore
13. Memory? Playing hide and seek in an empty, dark theater with some friends for 5 hours.
14. Book? Corner of the Universe
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
Invisibility
16. Cookies or Cake?
Babies
17. Twitter or Facebook?
Instagram
18. Movies or Books?
My dick
19. Coke or Sprite?
Dr. Pepper
20. Blind or Deaf?
Helen Keller
21. Tea or Coffee?
Suck my dick. Over coffee. Mhm.
22. Age?
15
23. Sign?
Aquarius
24. Height? Short according to Paige
25. Sexual orientation? Straight
26. Shoe size? 9
27. Religion? I don’t know. God’s cool.
28. Longest relationship? HAHAHAHA
(Source: hardwoodream)
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
